One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
Can I live in Australia? Not for that heat, but for the UNEXPECTED KOALAS.
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.